Today I went with a good friend to look for a new home.
I am not talking just your average house.
I am talking $700,000.00 homes.....
in ground heated pools....
1 even had a little pool house
home theater's.
6 bedrooms/7 baths.
5 car garages
I was drooling all over myself the whole fucking time....
G.L.A.M.O.R.O.U.S................
to a little hole in the wall bar right down the rd.
got wasted, then fried.........
ended up out back puking in the alley.
then walked home.........
in the pissing ass rain.
I tried to burn the house down yesterday.
Good thing my sis was here. I put on a pan of water to boil for mac n cheese and then had to go out front to get on the kids for yelling, I heard my sis say it's on fire, but she was really calm, so I got on the kids 1 more time and came back to the kitchen where sure as a bear shits in the woods the 
were reaching the cabinet above the stove, m quick thinking sis had already turned the burner off, but the flames were still going. I tried to smother it with my daughters robe that was hanging on the bathroom door, but it just melted the robe, I then pulled he whole burner off and any other damn day the back door would be open, bu not today, I had to drop the burning stove element and burner plate open the bk door and then I kicked it out the bk door. In the process of getting the fire out I burned the hell out of my finger, my main typing finger too.... but it's ok I can deal with it, I am scared to death of fires and for me and my sis to stay so calm about it was amazing, I later told her how proud I was of her she said I shouldn't be cause the only reason she appeared to be so calm was cause she was freaking out to bad to talk......
and before all the burning water jokes come rolling in...
it wasn't my fault......
J had spilled some oil from the pan I did chicken nuggets in and didn't bother to clean it up, or even warn me, yeah you can imagine how mad I as when I told him over the phone the stove caught on fire and he asked if it was the left front burner, I said yes what did u spill, he said nothing, he later admitted the oil, I am still mad as hell about it, but at least all I lost was my finger print on 1 finger, not my home or for god's sake my kids..
Can anyone teach me how to choke a man with one finger???
WRITE EXACTLY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, AND DON’T CHANGE IT
1. Your ‘ex’ and you are... good friends
2. I am listening to... the bubbles in my fish tank
3. Maybe I should... spend less time doing these questionnaires
4. I love... my kids
6. I don’t understand... Jason
7. I have lost my respect for... mankind
8. I last ate... cereal
9. The meaning of my display name is... my first name.
10. God... is a woman
11. Someday... I just wont give a shit
12. I will always... stand up my friends
14. I never ever want to lose.. my sister
15. My myspace is... something to do when I am bored and I am always bored......
16. I think my life.. could be better
17. I get annoyed when... J won't put out
18. Parties... let's have 1
20. Simple kisses... are the sweetest
21. Today I... woke up and came straight to myspace, lol, already bored.
22. I wish... I could afford a vacation
IS YOUR/ARE YOU
01. is your hair wet?: no,
02. is your cell phone right by you?:Yes
03. do you miss someone?: yes
04. are you wearing chapstick?: no
05. are you tired? No
06. are you wearing pajamas?: no
08. are you mad?: no
09. are you upset?: I am about the little fucks who stole J's break.
HAVE YOU
01. recently done anything you regret?: spent too much money
02. ever lied?: I am usually brutally honest
03. ever stuck gum under a desk? a long long LONG time ago
04. ever kicked someone?: Yes
05. ever tripped over your own feet? yes
TODAY HAVE YOU:
01. have you cursed? no, but the kids aren't up yet, lol
02. have you gotten mad at someone?: the Bartender at the Menu Sat. night.
03. is someone mad at you? like I give a shit.
-RANDOM-
Q: is there a person who is on your mind right now? yes
Q: do you have any siblings? yes
Q: do you want children? be careful what you wish for, lol, i got 3 midget monsters
Q: do you smile often?: yes
Q: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? no
Q: are your toenails painted?: yes, for the first time in years..
Q: are you a friendly person? if i know you.
Q: who’s bed other than yours do you sleep in? my daughters.
Q: what color shirt are you wearing? ty dye, pink blue and green
Q: what were you doing at 7pm yesterday? i think i was eating corn bread with my sister
